Californication stars the always interesting David Duchovny, which is good. Then again, every time we hear the show mentioned, we get the Red Hot Chili Peppers stuck in our heads. That is bad. Thus, our feelings towards the show were neutral until Eva Amurri came along and captured our hearts like a plucky red-haired orphan with a well-intentioned shaggy dog. A shaggy dog and enormous, stunning, pendulous, natural boobs the size of cannonballs. It’s a hard knocker life. Two mammos, two mammos, I love ya, two mammos. You’re never fully dressed without a bra. And etc.
Why yes, there are pictures after the cut, thanks for asking!
Eva, who gets her very comely assets from her equally enchanting mother, Susan Sarandon, has a few more weeks left in her Californication residency, so if you don’t watch, you’re pretty stupid. Oh, and don’t give us that “waahhh, I don’t have caaaaable” horse feathers. Every Monday, Mr Skin has the pics and clips up first FREE for 24 hours. The government might be giving you $8000 for buying a house, but Mr. Skin is giving you colossal yabbos. It’s up to you to search your soul and decide which you’d rather have.
Tags: boobs, celebrity nudity, Eva Amurri, television
