Aw, Look! She Has Her Daddy’s Hairline

samantha_burke_sophia_jude_lawSamantha Burke, the lady into whom Jude Law ejaculated minus a rubber, is cashing in on her half famous/half mortal progeny nicely. She granted exclusive rights to pictures of new baby Sophia to Hello! magazine for a cool $300,000. And Jude is not cool with this. A source told the NY Daily News:

“He wants to handle this as privately as possible, and Samantha is making a circus out of it,” says the insider.

And on the front of the magazine is a nice quote from Samantha: “Jude hasn’t met Sophia yet . . . but I’m sure he’ll be a wonderful father.” Yes, there’s nothing quite like avoiding all contact with the child and ignoring her existence to really prove superior parenting ability. Pretty soon Jude is going to make the “loser” symbol on his forehead and start miming barfing every time anyone mentions Sophia. Awwww! He’s such a good dad!

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