America has come a long way since the days when little girls were asked whether they were going to be a nurse or a school teacher when they grew up. Now girls can become anything. Fun things like investment bankers, financial planners, or Secretary of State. And if Megan Fox has her way, little girls won’t have to grow up to realize their dreams; they’ll be able to start right now! As long as those dreams include wearing push-up bras and always giving the camera your best O face. For Megan Fox wants girls of all ages to celebrate their sexuality! Yay! She said:

I just really want it at some point to be OK for women and young girls to be sexy because I think that’s a power, a gift that we were given by God or the universe or whatever. I think I’m a different kind of role model for young girls. But maybe not the kind America is comfortable with.

We’re sure that these words made sense when they rattled around in Megan’s big ol’ brain (we imagine it sparsely decorated like a mid-century modern showpiece home), but when we read them, all we could think of was this:

Yes, that is Miley Cyrus’s 9-year-old sister, Noah. And that’s supposedly some sort of Halloween costume, though we have no clue what she’s supposed to represent. The stripper who inspired all of Miley’s Teen Choice Awards moves?