What’s gross? Going on a date with John Mayer. What’s grosser than gross? Having him serenade you on said date. Smelly! Despite the fact that many media outlets (like us) have been reporting that John is currently doing the worm on top of Jennifer Aniston again, Hollyscoop is saying otherwise. They are alleging that the singer/songwriter/sodomizer is currently wooing I Love You, Man star Rashida Jones:

John was spotted on a romantic date with actress Rashida Jones Friday night at the Chateau Marmont, Hollyscoop can confirm exclusively.
The couple was having dinner in a secluded area when John “took the guitar from someone who was performing and at the Chateau and performed an impromptu performance for Rashida.”
His audience included Paul Rudd and Jason Segel. The crowd “went wild when he performed his new song,” an eyewitness tells Hollyscoop exclusively. Mayer got such a great response from fellow diners, he even performed his hit “Your Body is a Wonderland” for Rashida.

Wow, that’s even more disgusting than a thousand TV sets playing James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful” video simultaneously. It’s a good thing this date went down in Hollywood, where everyone was just going to go make themselves hurl in the bathroom after their Chateau meal anyway.